Muslim Council of Britain - no fun please, we're Muslim

Why complain about the Tory Tabliban when there is the real thing running around in the form of the Muslim Council of Britain? Music apparently is baaaad and the only instruments allowed are drums. Great if you are into gabba, but could make more melodic tunes a little difficult. Their reasoning is great. Apparently music with anything other than vocals and drums (electric guitars are particually bad) makes you immediately get high on drugs, rip all your clothes off, dance wildly, then make love to the first person that you can find. I don't know what club they go to ... but if anyone does, please give me the address!